[...and thanks to jokolo_rises for the memories!] [Update: I'm really groovin' on this thing! I've watched it five times so far, and I don't think I'm done yet.]
"I'm not saying it's bad coffee. I just like it stronger than you make it. I like coffee that reaches up and slaps you when you try to stick a spoon in it! Fierce, independent coffee! Coffee that refuses to stay in the kitchen! Coffee that will one day demand the right to vote!"